The Vince and Nikos!
CHRONICLES
VAMPS!!!!!!
The very word spells terror for some and a bizarro lifestyle for others; however for me and Nikos! it spells, uh...well, it's more like the equivalent of a deerhead decal on a redneck's pickup truck! Yes, the Frog brothers are amongst our heroes and we are semi-professional vampire hunters, amongst all other things! But don't worry if you're like goth or something and totally into the vamp lifestyle! We only smoke, errr.... stake evil bloodsuckers, such as the Nazi vampires in this particular part of the story. Besides doing the world a favor by ridding these scum, we also need to get by them to accidentally stumble onto the interdimensional portal to be transported to an alternate version of ancient Mexico in order to hunt down the main badguy. This VNChronicler dude did us a real favor by highlighting our smooth vamp exterminating skills for the whole world in this sampler. Thanks dude for the free advertisement! I'm sure if evil vampires, uh, and me and Nikos! were real, that we would be getting actual clientelle for such strategic paramilitary operations!
V: Pop quiz, dudes, what’s worse than a vampire? N!: What, dude? V: A neo-Nazi vampire! Besides, this one looks just like that cop who is always harassing us, dude.
Jürgen: You’re dead meat, Pollack!!!!! V: Oh, go figure, a Nazi using ethnic slurs!
HAHAHAHA!!
...this place is way too doomy and gloomy, we need more light in here!
Jürgen: AAARRRGGHHH!!!!
V: Here’s to you, sunshine! Don’t burn up too quickly before you see your fuehrer in hell..
V: Surprise! Take this, dude!!
Thomas: AARRGGHH, it burns!!
V: And BTW, we’re tired of playing with you too, dude!
Thomas: Nice swing, but……
V: But what, dude? Haw-haw! You look like that snakehead medusa chick now, dude! Quick, guys, we need some sunlight to burn the body!!
V: And that is how we do that, people! They may be though, but sure go up in flames to ash in no time!