The Vince and Nikos!
CHRONICLES
And here it is dudes! Entertainment sampler for the final part of our adventure! We finally get to meet that elusive villain, Mara Al-Uþa, and I get to give him a dose of my medicines! Starting with several hundred rounds of lead filling, followed by a goofy mesoamerican sporting competition, eventually to a final showdown with magical objects, as this dude is some kind of immortal and bullets don't do any good, but he sure was fun to shoot at! Once he is defeated, the story took a surpise twist ending and with a spoiler alert, let's just say the ending will leave me and the dudes plenty of potential future opportunities to..... oh wait, I'm only, like supposed to tempt all of you with pieces of the pie, not the whole thing! Sorry dudes! As I said before, this VNChronicler dude does need to actually try to make a living with our stories finally, and unfortunately cannot tell them entirely for free, as we don't live under a Colletopian society just yet (Uh, just see the about page!). Be sure to check out our other adventures on this site, as they will be posted semi regularly, as quickly as VNChronicler can make them! Believe me, there's hundreds of great V and N! adventures ready to see the light, it's just a matter of freetime and money for VNC to be able to put them out!
In the meantime, here's the link again if you want to get a paperback copy of our complete Sunbaked adventure!
Keith: No, but the real lords are supposed to be up there hidden amongst them… V: Good enough for me, dude. Keith: In the Popol Vuh, the Mayan Hero Twins used a mosquito to bite all the mannequins to uncover which ones were the real lords and which ones were just dummies. V: Well, I have my own metallic mosquito which packs quite a bite, and it looks as if we’ll have to shoot through all of them, then!
V: Eat lead, courtesy of the mad-gunner!! Hahahahah!!! N!: Dang dude, you’re really becoming dangerous with that thing!
V: Well, this place just sort of warps the mind!!
Mara Al-Úþa: I believe this is the object which you seek and desire, which your people refer to as Kouti Tis Pandoras, or Pandora’s Box.
V: Whooaaahh! It’s even more trippy than I imagined… of course it’s a sphere and not a box, dude!
Mara Al-Úþa: Did you get a good look yet?? Hahahahahhaha!!! V: Dang dude, you’re one… V&N!: …ugly muthafucka!!! V: Dude, the Cindy Lauper do like went out of fashion well over 20 years ago! N!: No dude, maybe he’s supposed to be Sideshow Bob!
V: That’s it, let’s blast these fools already!!!
Mara Al-Úþa: You really have to cut that out now! V: Hey! My rifle! Dude!