The Vince and Nikos!
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Ahhhh, Mexico! Land of sun, fun, resorts, drinking, partying, surfing, smoking the best stuff.... oh wait! This dreamscape of mine is an alternate of ancient Mexico. No modern resorts, Spanish colonialism, or Aztec human sacrifice! Well, on that last part, none anymore, anyway. Our favorite villain was responsible for human sacrifice on this world, before he was defeated and sent underground, to the mesoamerican land of the dead, also known as Mictlan or Xibalba! The natives managed to drive him and his goons underground, however it's up to us to find him and get rid of him from here forever! In the following PDFs we're introduced to the history of this land and the damage that Mara Al-U had caused to the inhabitants here, courtesy of our guide Don Jose. We'll take a look at what Tenochtitlan looks like currently, as well as trek through the hot sunbaked landscape and then have a chance to cool down in a cenote, a type of water filled sinkhole. Of course there was a whole lot more to our trek thru Mexico than this, but this sampler will give you folks a small glimpse into our overall adventure!
Mahtlactli-Omei-Acatl took the idol, and set up a shrine in a cave dedicated to this new mysterious god. Where Tezcatlipoca made his first promise real, to give Mahtlactli-Omei-Acatl more magical powers than any shaman or spiritual elder across the land,
Under Tezcatlipoca’s reign of terror, as well as his half-man, half-demonic servant Huitzilopochtli, human sacrifice was not only introduced, but to unheard of proportions, Mexico was literally being drained dry of the blood of its people by these new rulers of evil. Tezcatlipoca finally cashed in on that little favor he wanted in return for making Mahtlactli-Omei-Acatl into Huitzilopochtli.
DJ: There it is, the ruins of the old city, once known as Tenochtitlan, long abandoned after Tezcatlipoca and Huitzilopochtli were vanquished.
V: Never thought I would take you to see all the famous ruins in Mexico, did ya babe? Mandy: Never thought it would be under the circumstances of interdimensional travel and saving the world from the evil boogieman! V: Yeah dude, me too!
V: What the hell goofy-ass kind of Tiki-god is that supposed to be, dude? DJ: It is dedicated to Ehecatl, the old wind god, a form of Quetzalcoatl. V: It looks like a psychotic clown!
V: See!
V: And this must be the great temple of Tenochtitlan. DJ: It is. N!: Well, dude, are you thinking… V: We have to climb it!
COWABUNGA, DUDDDDDEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!