The Vince and Nikos!
CHRONICLES
V: We’ll find sanctuary at the good ol’ student center……
Gustafson: We have you now, you goddamn hippies!!!! FIRE, FIRE!!!!
V: Dude, an armory’s worth of bullets, flying at us!
V: Aw, dude, what’s with the stadium lighting?!! Capt. Mighton: So you two think y’all can get away after settin’ a fire in a major dormitory building? V: Excuse me dude, but there was no fire. Mighton: How would ya’ll know that, if ya’ll s’posedly wasn’t even there? V: Well, dude, we were near that building and there was no smoke when the fire trucks arrived. I don’t know how y’allz do down there in the bah’bul belt-n-all, but here in the Union we can put two and two together, and in......
V (behind Olafsson's head): Dude, don’t even flex, I could, like, drop you in 2 seconds! ‘Biff‘: Do you seriously think this is funny, McFly??!! O: No, of course not, Biff, it wasn’t me, it definitely wasn’t me!
‘Biff’: You just have to learn things the hard way, don’t you, McFly?! O: No, wait dude!! ‘Biff’: Just look at my bod, dude, and look at yours, do you really think you can drop me?!! Hello, anybody home?! Think McFly, think!!!! O: I swear I didn’t say anything, it was probably him! (points to Terry)
‘Biff’: So it was you then!! I also suspected it!!! I knew McFly wouldn’t dare say anything for the third time! Terry: Dude, it was a joke… all McFly’s idea!…
‘Biff’: Not anymore!!! V: Whoa, nice skirt anyway, Nancy! (to Nikos!) N!: Up yours, dudeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
All right dudes, now that we caught your attention, here is some sampling of the next phase of our story, as well as how the V-man tends to drift from everyday reality into fantasy sequences. In the first segments, after being caught up in a brief watergun fight by some buddies who underestimate me and Nikos!' resolve, we just had to take things to the next level and set the fire alarms and sprinklers off in the dorm in question, then I ended up drifting into a fantasy sequence as the Rolling Hills Fire Department came rolling by... needless to say, pretty soon our unscrupulous cop tormentor was back, this time with an entire army, ready to take me and Nikos! out for good....but alas, he too has totally underestimated our resiliance!
After I came back to reality, it was finally time to hit the bars, where various comical gags avaited, mainly me, Nikos! and the rest of our crew playing pranks on Jon Olafsson, the member of our gang who also serves as the "whipping boy". If only he wasn't so passive in taking our teasing and abuse, but of course then it wouldn't be as much fun! I highlighted one of our best gags at the big O's expense, involving a huge jock resembling Biff Tannen from Back to the Future. The resemblance was more than just physical, as we all soon found out!